White Jokes

1. What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? -A straight line!
2. Why do so many white people get lost skiing? -It's hard to find them in the snow.
3. What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? -Snowstorm
4. What do you call a white boy screaming as he's dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck? -A white lane marker
5. Why shouldn't white guys go swimming? -Because crackers get soggy when their wet.
6. What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass? -An ironing board with massage features.
7. What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? -PGA tour.
8. How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? -None, white chicks can't screw.
9. What do you call a white chick with a yeast infection? -Crackers with cheese.
10. What do white women and tampons have in common? -Both are stuck up cunts.
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