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Black jokes
1. What do you call 1 black man on the moon? - A problem
2. What do you call 10 black guys on the moon? - problems
3. What do you call the whole black population on the moon? - Problem solved!
4. Why are all black mens hands white? - from leaning on the cop car so much.
5. Why do Police K-9 dogs lick their balls? - to get the taste of negro out of their mouth.
6. A black man walks into a bar with a magnificant parot on his shoulder, and the bartender sais, " WOW". He sais, "where did you get that?" The parrot sais, "Africa"
7. What does the black kid around the block get for christmas? - Your T.V.
8. What did God say when he saw the first black man? - "Oops, i burnt one."
9. Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim. That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick." "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
10. A black guy and his girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? - The cop.
11. What travels at 200 mph? - A black man running at the sound of a dollar dropping.
12. What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire? - the snow tire doesn't scream when you put chains on it.
13. Why dont black kids play in sandboxes? - Cats keeping covering them up.
14. What inspires a black man to run? - Sirens.
15. Whats the worst 3 years of a black kids life? - First grade.
1. What do you call 1 black man on the moon? - A problem
2. What do you call 10 black guys on the moon? - problems
3. What do you call the whole black population on the moon? - Problem solved!
4. Why are all black mens hands white? - from leaning on the cop car so much.
5. Why do Police K-9 dogs lick their balls? - to get the taste of negro out of their mouth.
6. A black man walks into a bar with a magnificant parot on his shoulder, and the bartender sais, " WOW". He sais, "where did you get that?" The parrot sais, "Africa"
7. What does the black kid around the block get for christmas? - Your T.V.
8. What did God say when he saw the first black man? - "Oops, i burnt one."
9. Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim. That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick." "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
10. A black guy and his girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? - The cop.
11. What travels at 200 mph? - A black man running at the sound of a dollar dropping.
12. What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire? - the snow tire doesn't scream when you put chains on it.
13. Why dont black kids play in sandboxes? - Cats keeping covering them up.
14. What inspires a black man to run? - Sirens.
15. Whats the worst 3 years of a black kids life? - First grade.
