Mexican Jokes
1. What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? -the pizza can feed a family.
2. Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels in their car?- so they can steer while in handcuffs.
3. Why dont mexicans play hide and seek? -because no-one will look for them.
4. What's a mexicans favorite book store? -borders.
5. What do you call a mexican on a RIDING lawnmower? -promoted
6. Why do mexicans put their name on their cars? -so they dont steal them.
7. What's the difference from a mexican and an elevator? -one can raise a child.
8. Why is there no mexicans in star trek? -because they dont work in the future either.
9. why do mexicans have low riders? -so they can pick strawberries.
10. why do mexican kids walk around schools like they own it? -because their dads built it and and their moms clean it.
11. what do you call a group of stoned mexicans? -baked beans.
12. how do you stop a mexican tank? -shoot the guy pushing it.
13. if there was a million dollars in the middle of a maze, who do you think would win: easter bunny, santa clause, a smart mexican, or a dumb mexican? -a dumb mexican, because the rest dont exist.
14. what do you call a short mexican? -a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.
15. A teacher assigned some homework over the weekend to her 6th graders, and Lucy got hers done quickly. When Lucy came back to school on Monday, the teacher asked why she was pregnant, and Lucy said, "you told me to do an essay over the weekend, so i did."
16. What's the difference between a mexican and a bucket of shit? -the bucket.
17. So an American, a Mexican, and an Asain were on a plane over seas, and they were throwing out stuff they had too much in their culture to make room for other stuff. The Asain throws out chicken, because he ha too much of it. The Mexican throws out enchiladas, because he has too much of them. The American throws out the Mexican, because theirs too many mexicans in America.
2. Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels in their car?- so they can steer while in handcuffs.
3. Why dont mexicans play hide and seek? -because no-one will look for them.
4. What's a mexicans favorite book store? -borders.
5. What do you call a mexican on a RIDING lawnmower? -promoted
6. Why do mexicans put their name on their cars? -so they dont steal them.
7. What's the difference from a mexican and an elevator? -one can raise a child.
8. Why is there no mexicans in star trek? -because they dont work in the future either.
9. why do mexicans have low riders? -so they can pick strawberries.
10. why do mexican kids walk around schools like they own it? -because their dads built it and and their moms clean it.
11. what do you call a group of stoned mexicans? -baked beans.
12. how do you stop a mexican tank? -shoot the guy pushing it.
13. if there was a million dollars in the middle of a maze, who do you think would win: easter bunny, santa clause, a smart mexican, or a dumb mexican? -a dumb mexican, because the rest dont exist.
14. what do you call a short mexican? -a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.
15. A teacher assigned some homework over the weekend to her 6th graders, and Lucy got hers done quickly. When Lucy came back to school on Monday, the teacher asked why she was pregnant, and Lucy said, "you told me to do an essay over the weekend, so i did."
16. What's the difference between a mexican and a bucket of shit? -the bucket.
17. So an American, a Mexican, and an Asain were on a plane over seas, and they were throwing out stuff they had too much in their culture to make room for other stuff. The Asain throws out chicken, because he ha too much of it. The Mexican throws out enchiladas, because he has too much of them. The American throws out the Mexican, because theirs too many mexicans in America.
